friends go for the ear area
best friends go for the bum area
friends blow each other kisses
best friends flip each other off
I AM SO DONE WITH ALL THE MOFFAT HATE OKAY SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTHS ALREADY HE’S ONE MAN OKAY HE CAN’T BE PERFECT AND HE CAN’T BE 100% RIGHT AND EVEN WHEN HE DOES SOMETHING REALLY GOOD YOU ALL HAVE TO FIND SOME REASON TO HATE HIM FOR IT LIKE GROW THE HELL UP ALREADY
Honestly I expected him to be all dark and.. you know, warlike
So I’m in my friends practice room and she’s playing her clarinet doin her thang and it sounds really good to me but every 20-30 seconds she stops and aggressively whispers FUCK then just keeps going and I think that’s essentially what practicing is.
Last night I got up at 3 am to feed my cat. So I picked him up, noticed he was purring loudly, and thought in all seriousness:
"Very cat. Much purrs."
…then realized I may or may not spend too much time on this fucking website.
As your husband I feel I should inform you that you said that out loud.
OH MY GOD THAT’S EVEN WORSE
WAIT THERE ARW MARRIED COUPLES ON THIS WEBSITE!?
You heard it here first, Tumblr.
Source?! Source, PLEASE! I NEED this to be legit!
Are you all blind? That tumblr IS the source. Those are the makers of this project!
a playlist with two songs: its raining men and set fire to the rain
so its 2:17 am and my window is open and i burped really loudly and i heard someone yell “what the fuck”
Let’s play the biggest game of kick the can on the internet.
To kick the can, reblog it. I wanna see how long this can go on for.
EVERYONE WHO REBLOGS THIS WILL GET A REALLY SHITTY JOKE IN THEIR ASK.
dont kill yourself tonight ok
you have a really pretty smile and i know its not always easy to manage one but itd be a bummer if we never had the chance to see it ever again
youre really important and you matter a lot so stay safe and try and have a nice sleep
I would like a moment to thank the people who reblog post like this so that it eventually shows on my dash.
It is keeping me alive.